Not Me Monday

Couldn't have been Me...

I couldn't possibly have spent $6.00 on a beer last week. No, not me. It's a good thing I didn't have to sleep off the hangover that I didn't get since I didn't spend $6 on a beer.

I couldn't have possibly slept until 9:00 on a Friday.

I couldn't possibly rooted against my beloved Huskers just so I could win the office football pool.

I couldn't have possibly got the wrong number and not win the office pool.